she thinks its my dick poking her when we cuddling but its my tapeworm coming out to say hi
(via mediumsizedboy)
(Source: jayce)
When a random guy with a saxophone shows up to the club
(Source: catchymemes, via thilink)
reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die
i aint risking being a weak ass ghost
Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you
(Source: automodownremade, via pan-nik-at-the-disco)
(Source: hot-foe-mitch)
